I hate you Sir and by Sir I mean my printer ... he is a jerk and I assume he is in fact a he because of the jerkiness it is exuding could only be the jerkiness of a dude!
I have been working for HOURS on these wedding invitations and it started off great. We had far less difficulty than when we did the Save-The-Dates. I THOUGHT we were on the same page printer but apparently not. Listen I understand that it is exhausting printing out exuberant amount of stuff when you are only use to being used once in a blue moon. BUT I really need you today. I was counting on you and lets face it you need the work out. Your laziness is starting to show and I'll be honest it is not pretty ... no one likes a fat, dusty, lazy printer sir, no they do not. I would just like a reason why the nice new black ink i bought you yesterday is not good enough for my card stock. Why is it that only a mixture of your precious color ink can stick to this type of paper product? This makes me sad. Not to mention I am 90% sure I have a spare color cartridge for you but in the move, I fear, it has been lost forever. I have searched high and low and through many boxes and yet have found no trace of this elusive spare color ink cartridge. So NOW I am forced to stop and wait for Patrick to get done work so he can pick one up and I can continue.
So since my night of relaxing has be deterred by your jerkiness I am now tell you printer SIR that we are not stopping until these invitations are FINISHED!
That is all.
